las vegas '03

Because in vegas, you can't, you won't, and you don't stop. julee and joe d, come on and rock the sure shot. we jetted off to get down in sin town. friday night was outta site at the house of blues. we set it off like cordite. the beastie boys hit the stage and cold rocked the house. but check it, yo. a brass monkey wrench was just around the corner. lightly seared tuna fish put joe outta commish. i'm telling all of y'all, it's a sabotage.

talk about irony. but let it be known that the trip was booked with our room at the paris hotel long before julee and joe's boycott of the principal country in the axis of weasels. obviously, the frogs got past the blockade. everything in the hotel was of french origin. even the air was produit de france. all kidding aside, the hotel was very nice and we highly recommend it.

highlights include: many excellent dining experiences (except one and i believe that was covered); joe meeting julee's mother and grandmother; killing time at the luxor, caesar's palace, the bellagio, and mandalay bay; shopping at the alladin and the new las vegas mall; sightseeing from the top of a half-scale replica of the eiffel tower; blackjack at the fremont casino and julee's three-hour battle with a tv-themed survivor slot machine. in summation, it was tres bien. word to your mother. posted: 06/09/05