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pirates of the carribean part 2: curse of the first mate's bladder
Twas clear sailing, steady as she blows until we hit a figurative sandbar and was trapped in our vessel for nigh on to two bells. buried we were, underground in the belly of the pirates of the caribbean ride for 75 agonizing minutes until we were evacuated, rescued that is, by a wench in waders. but our savior came not before the young first mate seated in the row before us began a wailin' that his back teeth were floatin'. alas, it was too late. all the sodas and snow cones he shared again with his dear old pappy and the runoff returned to the sea.